I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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