Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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