the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
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I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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