If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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