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U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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