We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
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Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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