was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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