The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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