I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
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he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
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It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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