did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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