bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
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Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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