it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
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uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
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