But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
