is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I've blown a few things in my day
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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