oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
