Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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