I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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