who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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