You don't have asthma, your pregnant
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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