It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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