guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Is her dick bigger than yours?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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