People with herpes should wear stickers.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
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