I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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