O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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