Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
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You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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