It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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