best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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