Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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