Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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