do herpes really smell.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
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Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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