Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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