he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
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My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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