I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
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I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
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I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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