Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I had to cum in my sink.
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