I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
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the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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