Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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