i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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