Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
