YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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