Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
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