Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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