I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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