Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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