How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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