Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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