but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Oh god it's open bar.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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