i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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