we have officially lost it.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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