I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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