Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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