Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
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So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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