Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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